Old-school household hints and tips

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I came across this little ditty one day when reading through some of my old housekeeping books:

To preserve a husband:
  • Be careful in your selection,
  • Do not choose too young.
  • When once selected, give your entire thought to preparation for domestic use.
  • Some insist in keeping them in pickle,
  • Others are constantly keeping them in hot water,
    • This makes them sour, hard and sometimes bitter.
  • Even poor varieties may be made sweet, tender and good,
    • By garnishing them with patience,
    • Well sweetened with love and seasoned with kisses.
  • Wrap them in a mantle of love,
  • Keep warm with a steady fire of domestic devotion,
  • And serve with peaches and cream,
  • Thus prepared they will keep for years!
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How to remove sap from skin:
It's firewood collecting season here in NZ, and my job is to stack it. Sticky hands are annoying and I've found this works wonders:
Pour some cooking oil (canola, sunflower or olive) on your hands, rub around like you would with soap, then rinse off with warm water and soap. SIMPLE!

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Favorite Carpet Stain Remover Recipe
(If no Sunlight Soap available!)
2 cups warm water
1/4 cup vinegar

1-2 Tablespoons baking soda

Add the vinegar and baking soda to the warm water in a large bowl. Stir slightly and watch it fizz and foam. Dip a soft cloth into the mixture and massage the stain from the outside in. Try not to saturate the carpet too much. Massage the area dry (as much as possible) with a clean dry towel. Be careful not to scrub the carpet as you'll make the spot fluffy. Place a clean dry towel over the area, Let dry and then vacuum.